10 Reasons To Suck Dick More

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And if you can't cook, there's a route to his heart that's a little further south. Without further ado, here are 10 reasons you could stand to polish the knob more.

1. Show him you love him. Does it always have to be a special treat? Does it always have to be when you're in the mood? Sure you can say "I love you", but what about showing? After all, is he really going to care about what's coming out of your mouth when there's something going in that's even better? 


2. Tastes like chicken!!!       





3. It takes little effort and it solves big problems. I mean, yeah, there's some technique involved (two handed jerkers, the corkscrew, jackhammer throating it, doing the human tequila shot -- only works with uncut peens, though -- and the list goes on) but there's not much work involved, especially when it comes to other strenuous ways of making him forget that you didn't wash the dishes, or do the laundry, or forgot to tell him his mom called, or recorded over Monday Night Football to make room for Law and Order: SVU. And not even the good ones, but the newer ones that nobody gives a shit about because Stabler isn't on there anymore. Yeah, you better get to slobbing on that knob, and stat!!!


4. It's fun. Seriously... have you ever done it? Or had it done to you? It's one of the best feelings in the world, and if you're doing it right, it's a turn on watching them get off. Now, if he tries to shove it to the back of your throat, or grabs you by both sides of the head, gauge your level of comfort before proceeding. Now, for me, it often depends on the situation, as that may not be welcomed behavior at all times. But sometimes, it can be fun... sometimes, a mofo likes it rough. Now, it's not like Chuck-E-Cheese fun, but it's enjoyable nonetheless. Stop being a prude.



5. You do for him, he does for you. Now, if you're the type that only does things so that you can have the proverbial redeem card for later requests, then suck dick more... but you better let that dude know you expect some play in return. If you have to, make him do you first, so he doesn't try to renege... because he will. He jizzes in your eye, you go grab a towel and wipe your face, and next thing you know, a door's closing, a car's starting, and then tires are skidding away. No, you get the fucker to do his tongue magic. Do a 69. Jack him off while he's doing his. That's the beauty of oral sex... EVERYONE can participate. 


6. It might be all you're good at. Sorry 'bout it, but it's true. If the only time you get a phone call is after midnight and all you do when you get there is spend the whole time with your head in his lap bobbing up and down on the D, then that's your designated position. And you can make that shit work for you if you want. Why not make it a profession and pass out business cards? Society might frown on you, but you'd be surprised the money dudes are willing to pay for some good head. I mean, "dick sucker" isn't a professional title, but it's one you can bank on... 



7. All the benefits of getting it in, but none of the hassle. Your clothes stay on, there's none of the heavy petting and sweating, and when it's over, cleanup's a breeze!! What, toothpaste, a hot towel and some tissues?? No prob!! Plus, you don't have to worry about taking it slow, because blow-jobs are usually meant to be done in a quick manner. I don't know too many men griping about getting a quick release... I know some women who aren't all that keen on minute-men, but that's a different subject altogether. 



8. That man will want you more. Let me tell you now: Guys like getting head. They like it in the morning, in the evening, in the car, in the bathroom, at church.. in the church bathroom. And if you're good at it... sheeeyit, he is putty in your hand. Good head can be the saving grace of a shitty personality... and an ugly face. Some of you ladies know what I'm talking about... how many of you have stayed with a man for no other reason than because he was "tuning that piano"? If you make his eyes go in the back of his head, the spell has been cast and you can start getting the big shit... furs, diamonds, two months of rent. 


9. Relational Intimacy. Apparently, sex is better when you're in love with the other person , so I'm guessing head must be the same way. But, when you are in a long term relationship, keeping it freaky and fresh just comes with the territory. You may not have thought you were going to suck a dick in your lifetime, but boy were you wrong. And plus, it's not that bad because you love him and he appreciates it. And of course, you want him to appreciate your mouth, and no one else's, because the final reason you should suck more dick is:


10. Your mouth is one of billions. Keep thinking you have the goods to keep him on lock... you give him the usual but you won't do anything with your mouth because "That's for special occasions." Bitch, it's just sucking dick, and there's very little that's "special" about it. Which is why you can look like Halle Berry, and be a straight up prude with them tonsils, but then you catch your man getting his knob polished by this:



Does that look like Halle Berry? No... but if he sucks dick like a ho on commission, it won't matter what he looks like, now will it? We've watched enough TV and seen enough tabloids to know that good head sometimes comes from the worst "places". So go ahead and be milquetoast; he'll be getting his bread buttered somewhere else, and he might catch himself between a cock and a hard face.


Suck more dick. You got ten good reasons to... hell, you don't even really need a reason. Gag a little... that's hot. He may have a cocktail frank going on in those trousers, but make him feel like he's got a member your mouth can't handle. And when you get a new tablet out of the blue, or find that all of your bills have been paid... you're welcome.

Okay, I'm done. 



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