man action (the fact that this was on a Russian television show has taken on an ironic form of its own... fuck Russia). It's because of this that he has been in the headlights of many a gay man and has caused gay rumors to swirl around him for years, which is something his wife no longer appreciates, and quite frankly I don't blame her. Don't lie, gay men... we do this a lot. There is something about the Colin Farrells, the Michael B. Jordans, the Jake Gyllenhaals, the Zayn Maliks, Harry Styles, Liam Pay- okay, all of those little 1D fuckers- that just sends so many gay men into a frenzy of "are they or aren't they?". So why is the forbidden fruit that is the hetero male so tantalizing?
Wanting What You Can't Have
We Like A Challenge.
alleged closet case Arron Schock, who we'd out in a heartbeat if we could just to expose his hypocrisy; not even a twinge of hope that asshat will change his ways. Ultimately, though, we let movies, adult entertainment, and closet cases, who proclaim up and down that they are straight when they are not, cloud our judgment and some of us begin to think that we can seriously convert a guy or make him realize he's gay. Imagine if a woman tried to make you straight... would you find it flattering? I mean, we argue that who we are is not a choice, and it's not. We are fortunate here in America, but in other places in the world where being gay is a capital crime, who would dare choose to be gay? There is no choosing, gay or straight, so don't just assume every straight guy is bi-curious, and you're that one that can "break him in", so to speak.
Sometimes We Have A Type That Straight Men Fit
That's my opinion of some of the reasons we as gay guys tend to be attracted to straight men. Naturally, every person has their own subjective experiences and may have different reasons for being attracted to an unavailable man. Maybe you got your wires crossed... maybe he is gay and is hiding his sexuality... maybe he led you on unknowingly (or knowingly) and you fell prey to his swagger... or maybe Johnny All-Man is just the man of your dreams, but also happens to be the man of your sister's best friend, Sarah. This by no means is scientific and is just me poking fun at us as gay men who want our own little Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss...seriously, if you haven't seen that movie please do. It's the only thing with Sean Hayes in it that didn't make my skin crawl.
Okay, I'm done.
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